Satanic Temple Of Doom
The Satanic Temple Of Doom October 31, 2017 The Satanic Temple moved its headquarters to a town historically known for setting fire to people who were believed to worship the devil. My close friend, B, assured me that this was an affront to the Lord and must have something to do with the conspiracy puppet masters. I agreed that it would at the very least make an interesting story, so we decided to infiltrate their headquarters in the name of God (or at least in the name of sarcastic naysayers). Requests to speak with someone of importance were ignored. We tried the proper channels and even sent an email to media@thesatanictemple.com in hopes of getting a dialog started. No bother we thought, we would just get a story on our own terms. Texting back and forth the details of our adventure we locked in our plan. We would drive to the house of the d evil and save the world; or at least save it from this one thing, it’d be on its own with the billion...